A Laugh a Day keeps the Doctor away

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Re: A Laugh a Day keeps the Doctor away

Post by Coyote Jim » Sat May 26, 2018 7:33 pm

My new Thai girlfriend says that a small penis shouldn't be an issue in a strong and loving relationship.
Which I suppose is true. :roll:
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Re: A Laugh a Day keeps the Doctor away

Post by Coyote Jim » Mon May 28, 2018 9:57 am

Dr, I think I'm going deaf.


What are the symptoms?


They are a little yellow family, but what has that got to do with my condition ?
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Re: A Laugh a Day keeps the Doctor away

Post by dan steel » Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:08 pm

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He! He! He!.... makes me laugh :smt005 :smt005 :smt005
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Re: A Laugh a Day keeps the Doctor away

Post by Coyote Jim » Thu Jun 07, 2018 11:02 am

Husband says to his wife, “We should wash your pants in Slim Fast”.
His wife asks why.
He says, “It might make your big fat arse shrink”.
The following day he is putting his underpants on and they are full of powder.
He says to his wife,”Thanks for putting talc in my pants”.
The wife replies, “Not talc you pillock it's, Miracle Grow!!”
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Re: A Laugh a Day keeps the Doctor away

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Re: A Laugh a Day keeps the Doctor away

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Bloody Joke ............... :smt018
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Re: A Laugh a Day keeps the Doctor away

Post by Mr Onion » Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:18 pm

Whats long, wooden, pointed and wants to get on with people?
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Re: A Laugh a Day keeps the Doctor away

Post by Mr Onion » Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:34 am

I've stocked the fridge ready for the world cup.

I have Brahma for when Brazil is playing 'cos its made there.

I have Budweiser for when the USA is playing cos its made there.

I have San Miguel for when Spain is playing cos its made there.

I have Carlsberg for when England is playing
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Re: A Laugh a Day keeps the Doctor away

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Re: A Laugh a Day keeps the Doctor away

Post by Coyote Jim » Sun Jul 08, 2018 8:33 pm

I picked up a hitchhiker recently.

He seemed surprised that I’d pick up a complete stranger. “Thanks, but why would you pick me up? For all you know, I could be a serial killer."

I said to him “The chances of having two serial killers in the one car would be astronomical."

I'll get my coat. :oops:
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