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A Laugh a Day keeps the Doctor away

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Leicester have won their appeal against a PSR charge, with the Premier League now set to deduct Everton 10 points instead :roll:
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Dan Steel wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2024 6:54 pm Leicester have won their appeal against a PSR charge, with the Premier League now set to deduct Everton 10 points instead :roll:
I assume thats funny to a football fan, but way above my head
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Mr Onion wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2024 7:11 pm
Dan Steel wrote: Wed Sep 04, 2024 6:54 pm Leicester have won their appeal against a PSR charge, with the Premier League now set to deduct Everton 10 points instead :roll:
I assume thats funny to a football fan, but way above my head
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At the end of the day, a border collie reported back to the grazier, "All fifty sheep accounted for, boss!"

"Wait, I only have 48 sheep!" he replied.

"I know," said the dog, "but I rounded them up."
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An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman are all working on a construction site, building a new skyscraper in London. It's lunchtime and they're all sat atop the building. the Englishman opens up his lunchbox to see what his wife has packed him.

"Ugh... Ham and cheese sandwich... again. Im * sick of ham and cheese sandwiches, it's the same every bloody day. If I get another ham and cheese sandwich in my lunch box tomorrow I'm jumping off the top of this building."

Next, the Scotsman opens up his lunch box.

"Aackk, jam sandwich... again. I cannee go on like this eating jam sandwiches every day of me life! If I get the same again tomorrow I'm jumping as well."

Next it's the Irishman's turn.

"Ohh for fecks sake! Not another egg and cress sandwich! That's the fourth one in a row this week! I'm with you boys, one more egg and cress sandwich and I'm jumping!"

So next day they sit at the top of the building to have lunch. One by one they open up their lunch boxes... The Englishman finds another ham and cheese sandwich, so off he jumps, and splats into the ground below. The Scotsman finds another jam sandwich... Off he goes...Splat. The Irishman, egg and cress sandwich... Splat.

A week or so later later the three widows are talking at the memorial service. The English widow says, through tears, "I still can't believe it, had no idea George hated ham and cheese so much, if only I'd known..."

The Scottish widow says "Duncan did say he was getting a bit bored with Jam, but I didn't realise he hated it that much, I just wish he'd have let me know how he really felt."

The Irish widow says "I... I just don't understand... Paddy packed his own lunch."
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Dan Steel wrote: Sat Sep 21, 2024 10:45 am An Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman are all working on a construction site, building a new skyscraper in London. It's lunchtime and they're all sat atop the building. the Englishman opens up his lunchbox to see what his wife has packed him.

"Ugh... Ham and cheese sandwich... again. Im * sick of ham and cheese sandwiches, it's the same every bloody day. If I get another ham and cheese sandwich in my lunch box tomorrow I'm jumping off the top of this building."

Next, the Scotsman opens up his lunch box.

"Aackk, jam sandwich... again. I cannee go on like this eating jam sandwiches every day of me life! If I get the same again tomorrow I'm jumping as well."

Next it's the Irishman's turn.

"Ohh for fecks sake! Not another egg and cress sandwich! That's the fourth one in a row this week! I'm with you boys, one more egg and cress sandwich and I'm jumping!"

So next day they sit at the top of the building to have lunch. One by one they open up their lunch boxes... The Englishman finds another ham and cheese sandwich, so off he jumps, and splats into the ground below. The Scotsman finds another jam sandwich... Off he goes...Splat. The Irishman, egg and cress sandwich... Splat.

A week or so later later the three widows are talking at the memorial service. The English widow says, through tears, "I still can't believe it, had no idea George hated ham and cheese so much, if only I'd known..."

The Scottish widow says "Duncan did say he was getting a bit bored with Jam, but I didn't realise he hated it that much, I just wish he'd have let me know how he really felt."

The Irish widow says "I... I just don't understand... Paddy packed his own lunch."
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They're all pretty Irish for not swapping!
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Excellent
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Mr Onion wrote: Tue Oct 08, 2024 4:59 pm Image
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"I've adjusted things to make the ceiling fan fit, I don't think you'll have any problems"

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:smt043 :smt043 :smt043 :smt043 :smt043

Brilliant!
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Mr Onion wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2024 8:30 pm Image
That’s rough. :smt005
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Mr Onion wrote: Thu Nov 28, 2024 4:51 pm Image

Subtle. :wink:
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Coyote Jim wrote: Thu Nov 28, 2024 5:08 pm Image
:shock:
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