A Laugh a Day keeps the Doctor away

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All the organs of the body were having a meeting trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said theblood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said thestomach, "Because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge,"said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight and within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood became toxic.

After a short meeting they all decided that the rectum should be the boss!

The Moral of the story?

Even though the others do all the work the ass hole is usually in charge
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:smt005 Love it
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Our reading for holidays has changed this year...
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Scooter wrote: Sat Oct 31, 2020 9:57 am Image
That hit the funny bone :smt005
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Many years ago I was at a variety show when they had a topless female ventriloquist on the bill.

She was fantastic, never saw he lips move once.
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