A Laugh a Day keeps the Doctor away

[Wenge1]

My Headphones.

[Coyote Jim]

[Coyote Jim]

Fifty Thousand Pounds.

[LD100]

Sometimes I think about putting contact cleaner on all my cable connectors...

and then I think...

sounds fine as is.

[Coyote Jim]

Found this happy chap on my travels.

[Wenge1]

Found this happy chap on my travels.

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[Coyote Jim]

[Coyote Jim]

[evil_C]

Someone should have told Alex Lifeson that it’s just an F#11 chord. No big deal. Just like the so called ‘Hendrix’ chord, which is just a dominant seventh with a flat nine. Jazzers have been using these chords since the start of time.

[Wenge1]

Someone should have told Alex Lifeson that it’s just an F#11 chord. No big deal. Just like the so called ‘Hendrix’ chord, which is just a dominant seventh with a flat nine. Jazzers have been using these chords since the start of time.

What he said ,,,,,,,,,

[evil_C]

Someone should have told Alex Lifeson that it’s just an F#11 chord. No big deal. Just like the so called ‘Hendrix’ chord, which is just a dominant seventh with a flat nine. Jazzers have been using these chords since the start of time.

What he said ,,,,,,,,,

Oops! I’ve just reread what I wrote. The ‘Hendrix’ chord is a dominant seventh with a sharp nine, not flat. Sorry about that. If anyone is trying the 7b9, you’ll find that does resolve nicely to the minor, e.g. E7#9, E7b9, Am(7).

[Wenge1]

Someone should have told Alex Lifeson that it’s just an F#11 chord. No big deal. Just like the so called ‘Hendrix’ chord, which is just a dominant seventh with a flat nine. Jazzers have been using these chords since the start of time.

What he said ,,,,,,,,,

Oops! I’ve just reread what I wrote. The ‘Hendrix’ chord is a dominant seventh with a sharp nine, not flat. Sorry about that. If anyone is trying the 7b9, you’ll find that does resolve nicely to the minor, e.g. E7#9, E7b9, Am(7).

Definitely what he said now ...........

[Coyote Jim]

Someone should have told Alex Lifeson that it’s just an F#11 chord. No big deal. Just like the so called ‘Hendrix’ chord, which is just a dominant seventh with a flat nine. Jazzers have been using these chords since the start of time.

What he said ,,,,,,,,,

Oops! I’ve just reread what I wrote. The ‘Hendrix’ chord is a dominant seventh with a sharp nine, not flat. Sorry about that. If anyone is trying the 7b9, you’ll find that does resolve nicely to the minor, e.g. E7#9, E7b9, Am(7).

Definitely what he said now ...........

Does that mean the joke has diminished.

[Wenge1]

Someone should have told Alex Lifeson that it’s just an F#11 chord. No big deal. Just like the so called ‘Hendrix’ chord, which is just a dominant seventh with a flat nine. Jazzers have been using these chords since the start of time.

What he said ,,,,,,,,,

Oops! I’ve just reread what I wrote. The ‘Hendrix’ chord is a dominant seventh with a sharp nine, not flat. Sorry about that. If anyone is trying the 7b9, you’ll find that does resolve nicely to the minor, e.g. E7#9, E7b9, Am(7).

Definitely what he said now ...........

Does that mean the joke has diminished.

No - I'm finding that my capacity to laugh at it is going up .........

[evil_C]

Someone should have told Alex Lifeson that it’s just an F#11 chord. No big deal. Just like the so called ‘Hendrix’ chord, which is just a dominant seventh with a flat nine. Jazzers have been using these chords since the start of time.

What he said ,,,,,,,,,

Oops! I’ve just reread what I wrote. The ‘Hendrix’ chord is a dominant seventh with a sharp nine, not flat. Sorry about that. If anyone is trying the 7b9, you’ll find that does resolve nicely to the minor, e.g. E7#9, E7b9, Am(7).

Definitely what he said now ...........

Does that mean the joke has diminished.

Oh no! That’s something else…

[Coyote Jim]

[Coyote Jim]

[Mr Onion]

I spent two hours looking at it, never saw the other clown

[Coyote Jim]

I spent two hours looking at it, never saw the other clown

[Coyote Jim]

[Wenge1]

I spent two hours looking at it, never saw the other clown

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[evil_C]

Very good

[evil_C]

A soldier was stationed abroad and received a ‘Dear John’ letter from his girlfriend back home. It read:

“Dear Harry, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated twice since you’ve been gone and it’s not fair to either of us. I’m sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent you. Love, Kim."

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of Kim, Harry included all the other pictures of pretty girls he had collected.

There were 43 photos in the envelope along with a note that read:

“Dear Kim, I’m so sorry, but I can’t remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile and send the rest back to me. Take care, Harry.”

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Thanks to @LindsayM in the green place.

[Coyote Jim]

[Coyote Jim]